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Uphill/Downhill: The Mega Millions Housing Lottery

April 4, 2012

The much anticipated lottery number are in today!  I’ve been waiting with bated breath for this, even more so than for my Dad’s (ultimately losing) Mega Millions ticket.

Uphill: Good Lottery Numbers — If you happened to get a great lottery number, I would like to be one of the first to tell you “congrats!”  Kind of feels like you should have bought a Mega Millions ticket last week, huh?  Even better than that, you now have the potential to have ME as a roommate.  Call me maybe?

Downhill: Bad Lottery Numbers — This is a tough one: having a bad lottery number can feel pretty rough.  The knowledge that you, yes you, will be living in less than desirable housing next year can really take a toll on anyone.  Just know that I’m here for you (but not really, because obviously hanging out with you will scare of my potentially high lottery number friends — again, call me maybe, I’m cleanly and a great companion).

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. Anonymous permalink
    April 4, 2012 5:35 pm

    Is there some sort of prize for the red lantern of the housing lottery?

  2. roger ebert permalink
    April 4, 2012 8:17 pm

    this just in: good things are good and bad things are bad

  3. Bill Murray permalink
    April 4, 2012 8:37 pm

    GOT ONE IN THE SENIOR CLASS GONNA TAKE THE BULLS EYE GONNA GET ALL THE FRESHMAN DRUNK

  4. KKG permalink
    April 6, 2012 1:01 pm

    kappa kappa gamma bout to take over new apts. YALL BETTAH WATCH YO BAQ.

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