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10 o’clock(ish) list: Five Things that Come Up When You Google Kenyon

April 19, 2012

For those sophomores who registered today, chances are you typed Kenyon’s URL straight into the address bar of your browser. But imagine that you are just a young prospie looking for information on the College: you’ll probably use Google.

Here’s what you might find:

  1. Kenyon Custom Appliances – Why pay for an education when you can just buy a grill for your yacht?
  2. Sherrilyn Kenyon – She writes the kind of mass-market books that Kenyon College English majors laugh at, and probably makes more money than they ever will.
  3. Kenyon’s Grist Mill – You know what’s more stressful than not getting any Sriracha in Peirce? Being a berry that gets run through a grist mill, that’s what.
  4. Kenyon, Minn. – Which is actually named for Kenyon, the College.
  5. Kenyon Jewelers – Pittsburgh’s least web-savvy gold store.
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6 Comments leave one →
  1. April 19, 2012 10:58 pm

    We need to reclaim this kickass water tower from those Minnesotan posers:

    http://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/small/24179825.jpg

  2. Will Quam permalink
    April 19, 2012 11:20 pm

    Fuck yeah, Minnesota

  3. Anonymous permalink
    April 20, 2012 10:38 am

    Where’s the love for Kenyon Martin?

    1999/2000 Cincinnati Bearcats for life!

  4. Bill Murray permalink
    April 20, 2012 12:48 pm

    College websites are actually designed for prospective students, which is why they are so difficult to navigate for current students and faculty. Good luck finding the sexual misconduct policy (hint: there are two of them buried somewhere on the website) or getting through the LBIS page.

  5. new student permalink
    April 21, 2012 10:13 am

    See also Kenyon Ranch http://www.pocketsanctuary.com

    • May 21, 2012 5:00 am

      i love the 100th day daily create, how did you do that thugoh. Do you know someone who just happened to be 100 pounds or did you tweak that pic? Very cool and very creative

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