Extremely Important Kenyon Definitions
The Collegian made a list, but we think they forgot some words.
The Bexleys – (noun, place) Upper-class housing where there are lots of parties. Ask for directions!
Brozier – (noun, place) The Crozier Center for Women. Also, a party thrown by the Queer Women’s Collective.
The ‘Burbs – (noun, place) Short for suburbs. The New North Campus Apartments (aka the New-News).
Cape Side of Peirce – (noun, place) The Alumni Dining Room. Watch out for LARPers!
Los Caples — (noun, place, from the Spanish) Caples Residence Hall.
Coffee and Poetry Themed Housing – (noun, place) a.k.a. Klonopin themed housing.
The Cove — (noun, place) The Gambier Grill; the bar.
Cove o’Clock – (noun) When it’s time to go the the Cove. Also used when it’s time to order Cove food.
DFMO – (noun) Dance floor makeout.
the Dixie Lot — (noun, place) The South 2 lot, a.k.a. the Deep South parking lot.
Rite Aid Trip – (noun) When “21+s” buy their liquor.
the Ganter – (noun, place) The Alpha Delta Phi off-campus lodge.
Going to Goodwill – An exercise in classism (see “take that quote to Oberlin”).
the Gunderworld — (noun, place) Either Gund the residence hall or Gund Commons.
Hard Knox – (noun, place) The piercing/tattoo place in Mount Vernon.
KAC Head House
Lounge Party — (noun) A party in the basement of Old Kenyon.
Market Run – (noun) When “21+s” buy their beer.Market Dog – (noun) The finest hotdog in Gambier.
Mali – (noun, place) Where your UCC is studying abroad.
Molly – (noun, person) Your UCC’s name.
Molly -- (noun) Your UCC’s favorite club drug.
the New-New(s) – (noun, place) Usually used to refer to a single house in the ‘Burbs.
ex: Coffee and Poetry themed housing is bullshit themed housing. HOW DID THEY GET A NEW-NEW?
Pink Door House – (noun, place) An off-campus house near the KAC.
Pink House – (noun, place) An off campus house affiliated with the Phi Kaps.
the Squad – (noun, place) The Science Quad.
Take That Shit to Oberlin -- What you say when someone does something like “contact improv.”
Trizza – (noun, pronounced: treat-sah) Dessert pizza at Peirce.