Do it today: Llama Open Barn
Well, word on the streets/back country roads is that there is an open barn today. However, it’s not just your regular open barn of horses and ponies or whatever it is that really happens at an open barn. No, sources say that this is a llama-based open barn. So for all of you parentless Kenyonites still rewatching your Napoleon Dynamite VHS’s and comparing Napoleon’s lonely existence that burgeons into stardom with your own, come on down to the open barn. Even for those of you who have made the respectful decision to erase Napoleon Dynamite from your memory and yet still even for those of you who have family here, the llama open barn makes no judgments. For you family-oriented folks especially, this might be a nice diversion from your little sibling/curious parental figure who keeps opening all of your drawers looking for candy/Tums and instead finds ______!
What: Llama Open Barn
When: Now(1:15) until 5:00 p.m.
Where: McFarland Llama Farm. Take Route 229 through Mount Vernon and keep going until you see the Llamas. (Five miles or so out of town.)