Kenyon Students: Spitting Mad Game Since 1862

It's not quite the Cove, but you take what you can get...

And they say Kenyon students aren’t romantic. According to the Newark Advocate, recently uncovered papers show that that wasn’t always true. Back in the day, Kenyon graduate Homer Thrall courted his love Emma Boudinot while he was serving as an officer in the Civil War. He wrote:

Emma, every day but increases my love for you and I come to consider you as near and dear to me as though you were my wife and not merely my betrothed. And I never have a doubt but that you and I will not long hence be united in holy wedlock.

It’s cute, but I’m not sure that would fly on the Old Kenyon dance floor. If Homer were to attend, say, the DKE beach party, it would probably go down something like this:

Homer: I never have a doubt but that you and I will not long hence be united in holy wedlock.

Girl: Ew.

Homer and Emma married the next year and had three children. He went on to first join the ministry and then publish a newspaper.

We’d bet Josh Radnor has already optioned this guy’s life rights.

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