One-Sentence Editorial: Gourdzilla Should Be Our New Mascot

For one thing, “Lords” reeks of feudalism and also makes our football team sound like a bunch of frolicking fops (but who could hope to defeat the Kenyon Gourdzillas?), and since Gourdzilla’s triumphant arrival in Peirce last week (and subsequent establishment of a family), she has truly become queen of this College, inspiring in every Kenyonite’s heart a sense of pride at having a morbidly obese decorative gourd to call our own.

Gourdzilla 2012!

2 responses

  1. Gourdzilla needs to die… It’s a waste of money and space. The servery is already too crowded, we don’t need a thousand-pound monster taking up more room.

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