10 o’clock list: The Five Places You Wished Took the K-Card This Weekend

The fact that Henry’s takes the K-Card is great, but the little green card wasn’t doing the trick this weekend.

  1. Rite-Aid: “Three handles?! Try THIRTY!”
  2. Your dealer: “Do you have banana peels? I hear if you  boil them, let them dry and then smoke them, you get, like, craaaazy high.”
  3. Ruby Tuesday: “SPINACH DIP AND GARLIC CHEESE BISCUITS FOR EVERYBODY HERE! I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS!”
  4. The Hilton at Easton: “We drove all the way here, and you’re telling me you can’t fill a bathtub with body chocolate? Even for someone with, like, 100 HHonors points?”
  5. The Ohio State University Medical Center emergency room: “What the hell is toxic banana peel syndrome? Could I have gotten that when I was abroad?”

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