Weekend Drink: Seagull Wine

To all of our of-age readers…

This weekend’s drink is brought to us by the Eskimos. It is so simple that you can make it yourself!*

What to do:

  • Find a seagull. If alive, kill it.**
  • Stuff it into a bottle. (Good luck with that one.)
  • Pour water over it and leave it in the sun until it’s done fermenting.

*But don’t. “The next day’s hangover is nothing short of spectacular. You’ll feel like you’ve been repeatedly beaten over the head by a giant … well, seagull,” according to one brave soul.

**A Gambier squirrel will also do.

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