Was Your Mom Shocked?
Results after the jump
Yes (Electrified) – 24%
No (I’m not a shocking individual) – 32%
I don’t know (Translation: I really don’t remember. BLACKOUT) – 44%
I didn’t make it to Shock Your Mom this year, and polling everyone after the fact hasn’t cleared up for me whether or not to regret missing it. I will say that I went last year, and that went probably better than expected. (Actual Sunday morning phone conversation: “Mom, I went to a ‘shock your mom’ party last night but I left early. Are you shocked?” “Yes! You left early?? I am VERY SHOCKED!!” I’m a winner.)
In any case, here’s to hoping that you can still make eye contact with the classmates you’ve seen half-naked.