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It looks like the Peeps o’Kenyon (not to be confused with the PEEPS o’Gambier) are getting national news coverage!
The New York Times blog wants to know “When is a Peep not a Peep?” Big question, NY Times blog. Did you try asking the Turtles? They’ll know when a non-Peep officially becomes a Peep.
In her investigative report, Amy Kellner cites the Peeps experience of Times photographer Nikolas Koenig. Koenig said that after observing Peeps in action, “he was completely coated in a fine, crystalline sugar mist.” This certainly sounds like an authentic Peeps experience to me.
On the personality of those she was investigating, Kellner observes, “there’s something poignant about these rejected, misfit Peeps.” Spot on! I think Kellner has actually found herself some real, live, Deb Ball hosting Peeps.
But alas, it only looks like the Peeps o’Kenyon are getting national news coverage. They aren’t, actually. This NY Times blog post is about the Peeps made out of marshmallow, not the Peeps who steal fanny packs from Zeta pledges. It certainly had me fooled.
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“But alas, it only looks like the Peeps o’Kenyon are getting national news coverage. They aren’t, actually. This NY Times blog post is about the Peeps made out of marshmallow, not the Peeps who steal fanny packs from Zeta pledges. It certainly had me fooled.”
shyamalan twist
is it dank? i’m tryna get mad faded before the equestrian team Open Barn
marry fuck kill: phil/jake/bennett
UPDATE: Peeps are for anyone*
*who likes ukeleles and books
kill fuck marry: the chick from pomplamousse, an otter, a shoe
are peeps cool?
i hear they’re way into ukeleles and books
can you do cocaine off a books?
“can you do cocaine off a books?”
um does organic kale come in bunches?
peeps r gay lol
sartre is dank lol
WHO in G*D’S name ACTUALLY enjoys ukeleles AND books? Peeps r fake if you ask me.
i heard sartres wife was a gay
say i p daily outloud
have you ever done the crossword puzzles that come in the newspaer?
their hard!!!
when i WIN the fulbright scholarship, WHICH I WILL, i’m going to do an intensive study on the affects of ukelele music on suburban youths in africa
HEY LETS PROJECT HIPSTER INSECURITIES ONTO THE ONLY GROUP AT THIS SCHOOL THAT BARES THE MANTLE UNIRONICALLY
yo, ‘outraged,’ this is a peaceful, democratic forum. we believe in great music, cool people, fun times, okay? take it down a notch, or suffur the consequences. k?
‘Hi I’m a Peep’ is CLEARLY an irony suicide bomber. NO peep would post any sort of message w/o a link to a cool youtube.
yo any PEEPS in this thread oughta pack THIS in they’re pipes!
i bet HI IM A PEEP is the same vacuous tool who puts the game all over peirce
^^^^ THIS is the only true peep in the thread
yo chillz did u get a good lottery number? we should get an acland and throw down
Ebert, nah. If only there was some sort of kenyon-specific web-zine that talked about how unfair it is to get a bad lottery number.
NO ONE FEELS WHAT I FEEL -some gay peep
wheres it @ w/ ebert
its @ the hovel under the cove where i snort blow off the boxes the mac n cheez bites come in
THIS WEEKEND IT’S AT THE BRIDGE UNDER THE BFEC WHERE A GROUP OF PEEPS WILL BE PERFORMING LAST RITES ON A DEER CARCASS THAT IS PERPETUALLY ROTTING INTO THE WANTON EARTH AND THEN THERE’S THE DKE FORMAL SO GET EXCITED!
This comment is almost as good as the one about Sartre being dank lol.
YO HECCA BAFTER CAN U WRIT AN ARTICL ABOUT WHERE U GET UR DRUGZ FROM AT KANYON?
I NEED TO GIT LIKE PROBABLY LIKE A LOT OF ACID AND MAYBE SOME ETHER?
I”M A PEEP SO DON”T WORRY I”M GOOD AT KEEPIN SECRETZ
spuds man
guys this is all a sham peeps hate ukeleles and especially hate books so don’t join us if you like either of those things okay hail satan
we should get clean
j/k
cove?
you mean that dolphin movie? fuk ya. hail seitan.
do you think we’re still in the golden age of television?
I heard the peeps get more alumni donations than any greek (technically they are greek) organization on campus (HAHAHA DKE GO CRY ABOUT IT AT YO COUNTRY CLUBS) so Peeps should stop being cheap and share more drugs
^^^ YA LOL FUK DKES but in reality tho a lot of us r related by bllood so don’t hate k? ;)
peep girls are all really big coke sluts but theyRE like obsessed with u2 for some weird reason
Idk man I was lik anyone got some coke but they were like “IM NOT HOME IN (LA/NYC) MAN SO I DON’T HAVE SNOW TO SHARE!” it was wack
i noticed this article and all subsequent comments (if you can call them that) are filed under ‘Culture.’
i beseech the Kenyon Thrill administrators to move this entire thread to it’s proper place: ‘the DEATH of Culture’
thank you
-atticus
Get off the thread D. Liebowitz
PLEASE pick up every issue of SPIN and VARIETY magazine from 2007-present and educate yourself.
D. Atticus Liebowitz
^gotta be a joke, right?
@Steve Ferkel check yourself, man. a lot of great coke/girls come from the great lakes region.
i hate myself
but I do like peeps….why so snarky?
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