I know at this point we’re all done (or nearly done) with finals, but who’s to say that someone among us doesn’t need another little push for inspiration?

Enter essaytyper.com. Just type in the subject of your paper, click the button, and wow! Inspiration has never come faster!

From the website:

EssayTyper uses a patented combination of magic and wikipedia to help you write your essay – fast!

That said, please don’t ever try to use this legitimately. The magic part is not real… and that’s plagiarism.

Who says dreams can’t come true? Actually, Kenyon’s academic dishonesty policy might.

Here’s my essay on Kenyon now!

…damn it.