The Caples Ghost: Should He Be Kenyon’s Next President?

(via bulletin.kenyon.edu)

This is the fourth installment in a five-part series. Every night through Thursday, we’ll bring you a new candidate to be Kenyon’s next president. On Friday morning, we’ll open a poll so you can vote for your favorite. The Thrill will then convey the results of that poll to the Presidential Search Committee, which will hold a public meeting on Friday evening.

If we wanted a president of whom the very idea could paralyze a first year’s heart, then we need look no further. The Caples Ghost is the talk of every ghost tour, and the main reason Caples wasn’t even a blip on my radar when the housing lottery came around. As president, he’d be very elusive, only making himself known through empty, steamy showers and stalking unsuspecting residents in their dreams to ensure they never forgot who was in charge. While his physical presence on campus would be slim to none, the relationship between us and Campus Safety would be superb.

2 responses

  1. Pingback: Who Should Be Kenyon’s Next President? Vote Now! « The Thrill

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