We at The Thrill are known around town as “the blog arm of the Collegian,” so, yeah, we’re pretty Internet. That’s not enough for us, though — we want to help you be Internet too! We know the new Facebook can be a cold, cruel place bereft of “likes” and full of awkward, properly-capitalized comments from middle-aged family members, so we’re throwing you a bone.

This is a photo of Jay-Z in socks and sweatpants drinking a glass of red wine alone on his couch. Scientifically, it is the perfect image. (I checked with NASA, and it holds up.) Make it your cover photo right now, and you’ll be basking in the warm, depressing glow of Internet validation within the hour. You’re welcome.