Where Did the Caples Table Go?

O table, where art thou?

Attention, North Campus dwellers and frequent lurkers — our beloved picnic table has gone AWOL. It was last seen around midnight on Saturday, but a helpful tipster let us know on Sunday morning that it seems to have disappeared, leaving only a giant, sad void and a ring of cigarette butts in its wake. If you have any information about the table’s disappearance, please let The Thrill  know ASAP, because we Caples residents need somewhere to loiter and be the worst. (Ed.: Rumor has it it’s in the Mather breezeway.)

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  1. Pingback: Follow Up: Caples Table Found? « The Thrill

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