Bushnell, gurl, you gotta step up your game.

Gambier may be getting colder, but that in no way means that it is deemed necessary for the buildings to be warmer. I keep getting fed the same useless responses: it’s expensive to turn the heat on this early. What if it gets warmer again? Then where will we be? Don’t you think you’re being a bit prissy and frankly downright unpleasant this really isn’t that big of an issue so can you please stop complaining? Enough, I say! If I can’t get snuggly and watch a PBS drama while my body lightly toasts then I want out of this establishment!

Luckily, it doesn’t have to come to that. Read on after the jump to find out which residence halls are nice and warm* and just waiting to watch the lastest episode of New Girl with you.

Gund — While the rest of the Quad remains locked under a bitter frost, surprisingly Gund has stepped up to the plate. However, it currently does not have hot water, which I’m sure surprises no one.

McBride — One CA loudly and passionately texts “THE HEAT IS ON IN MCBRIZZLE!”

Mather — Nice try, Mather, but you’re still Mather.

Caples — A Caples CA “thinks so.”

Leonard and Hanna — I think this is put most eloquently by an anonymous Hanna resident, who writes “very much so, a.k.a. I sweat my balls off every day.”

*This is an open list that is subject to change. All reports are residents’ personal opinions. If you have any corrections or updates, please leave them in the comments!