Places Where the Heat Is On

Bushnell, gurl, you gotta step up your game.

Gambier may be getting colder, but that in no way means that it is deemed necessary for the buildings to be warmer. I keep getting fed the same useless responses: it’s expensive to turn the heat on this early. What if it gets warmer again? Then where will we be? Don’t you think you’re being a bit prissy and frankly downright unpleasant this really isn’t that big of an issue so can you please stop complaining? Enough, I say! If I can’t get snuggly and watch a PBS drama while my body lightly toasts then I want out of this establishment!

Luckily, it doesn’t have to come to that. Read on after the jump to find out which residence halls are nice and warm* and just waiting to watch the lastest episode of New Girl with you.

Gund — While the rest of the Quad remains locked under a bitter frost, surprisingly Gund has stepped up to the plate. However, it currently does not have hot water, which I’m sure surprises no one.

McBride — One CA loudly and passionately texts “THE HEAT IS ON IN MCBRIZZLE!”

Mather — Nice try, Mather, but you’re still Mather.

Caples — A Caples CA “thinks so.”

Leonard and Hanna — I think this is put most eloquently by an anonymous Hanna resident, who writes “very much so, a.k.a. I sweat my balls off every day.”

*This is an open list that is subject to change. All reports are residents’ personal opinions. If you have any corrections or updates, please leave them in the comments!

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