Today is the Day
I see you’re tried of the election…
The day you’ve all been waiting for to be over is finally here. This means that your mother will stop sending you emails reminding you: “Honey, Ohio is a swing state. You’ve got to remind your friends to vote!” But she’s right, damn it! For most of us, this is the first presidential election that we can vote in, and, as lame as it sounds, it’s an important rite of passage. After all these years, you can contribute to that famous democratic process of ours, and I don’t care if you have to hitchhike to the polls and stand in the rain to do it (Note: Hitchhiking is actually probably a bad idea). If nothing else, it gives you the right to complain about things that I don’t really understand for the next four years. And let’s be honest, we all love to complain.
Need more inspiration? Watch this moving little YouTube video.