It’s that time again when we at The Thrill make you regret talking just a little too loudly. Heads up first years, we’ve been taking extra effort to listen in on what you guys have been saying lately. As always, if you see your own words here, sorry. Feel free to claim it in the comments, or next time just talk quieter.
Politically-Savvy First Year: “I would sleep with Paul Ryan and not regret it.”
Worried Girl in line to see Michelle Obama: “What if we walk in and they’re just screening Liberal Arts?”
- That same girl, later on: “I just wish I was a man … fuck you, America.”
Already Stoned Guy in WiggleGround: “Hey, do you want to go drop acid?”
- Nervous Prospie (who had never met Already Stoned Guy before): “Ummm, no, I’m alright … thanks, though.”
Future Policymaker of America in Norton: “Should older people be allowed to have sex?”
Peter Pan in Peirce on Halloween: “This is a great place to be inebriated.”
Slightly Disturbed Girl in Peirce: “He slathered my neck in coconut oil … it felt interesting.”
Fun-Seeking Dude outside of Peirce: “We should play a game where we go up in a tree with a 30-rack, and we can’t come down until we finish it.”
Macho Guy leaving Ascension (talking about getting out of his last class on Friday): “Sweet, sweet freedom goes hand in hand with sweet, sweet tequila.”
Enjoy your weekend of sweet, sweet freedom, everyone.