Despite it being No-Shave (Mo)vember, a vast majority of Kenyon men seem to be sporting the cleanly shaven look. So this week, instead of covering a stubbly student, we’re featuring a seasoned veteran to the lip-fuzz game. And wait until you hear who his influences are. So without further ado, here’s your mustache of the week:
Front: Ed; Back: Yoga Cats
The Man: Ed
The Look: “Cookie Duster”
Grow Time: 6 months to a year
Inspirations: Sean Connery and Sylvester Stallone
The Kenyon Thrill 
ED IS THE BEST!
ask him where to get 4lokos
Ed loves the loko
HIGHLIGHTING EXHIBITIONS OF MALE DOMINANCE ON A WEEKLY BASIS. GOOD JOB, THRILL.
yeah because mustaches are exhibitions of male dominance
More like awesome dominance amiright