Turns out that the “hole in the earth” wasn’t nearly as awesome as we had hoped. One maintenance worker explained that the hole was a result of a busted underground pipe responsible for providing heat to Bushnell.

Yeah right. I think we all know the true cause of this clearly supernatural occurrence…

Trolls. Could they finally be staging their coup d’état against us surface dwellers? Nobody knows for sure. What we do know is that you should absolutely report any suspicious troll activity to Campus Safety and, of course, stay safe. Don’t be a hero. If you see something, say something.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.