Hello, hi, yes. My name is Kate Lindsay and this is my official petition for a French Fry Station in Peirce. As you can see, I have provided a very helpful diagram of my plan of action above. There is ample space, and the presence of a French Fry Station renders all other stations stupid and irrelevant (except if there are burgers).
Why wait in line with the peasants who are getting pressed Cubans when all you want is a handful of fries? Why settle for some when you can have it all? Why do the Peirce doors close right when I’m about to walk through them? (That’s the topic of my next petition – please stay tuned.)
I hope you hear what I have to say. Please sign my petition by commenting below.