Things Lost at the Ganter: Kenyon’s first non-voluntary coat-swap.
A black Patagonia, how very idiosyncratic. A black Northface, revolutionary. “Unremarkable black down jacket.” Be remarkable, people! “Gold/green ombre michelin man”: finally, something distinctive. Beige cardigan, olive green beanie. Dark red circle scarf. Another black Patagonia. Zzzzzz. [Ed. — But seriously, if you find that beige cardigan, go right ahead and shoot an email to email@example.com]
Starry-Eyed Subject Lines:
**Divorce** Discussion TODAY; Body Image Discussion Group **Change in Location**: The *Peer Counselors* LOVE their asterisks. Every serious subject needs a little whimsy, am I right?
THINGS IN ALL CAPS
GRANOLA: I just realized that o-l-a are the last three letters of “granola” AND it’s the company name. Clever.
BEYONCE: Oh. My. God. How did you know this would draw my attention? Paul says: “sorry i just rly thought allstu should acknowledge beyonce.” WE AGREE.
DID YOU SEE ME GET HIT BY A CAR? Stella Naulo needs your help! Are you prepared to do what is necessary to defeat evil?