What/what/what/what? You thought your professors were some vanilla-ass intellectu-fools? Well you better think again because lil’ Sing Sing aka Sassy W might just be teaching your history of India class. And who knew Ragin’ C Mastastrangelove was coordinating your student activities? Now for a brief introduction to the underground rap community that you never knew we had.
Professor Rhodes: Soul Jesus aka R-attack
Professor Richeimer: Descartes-y Party aka Baby Richy
Professors Sun and Sacks: MC Sunny D featuring the Love Sack
Professors McCarthy and Suggs: Mista McMarxist presents Straight Suggin’ and the Proletarislutz.
Professors Leibowitz: L Squad aka Politikal D-fiance
Professor Glandon: Glandon da Good Witch aka Flava G
Professor Heithaus: Dem Genes Patti Brickhaus
Professor Pack: Ice Pack aka Anthropolo-G
Professor Harrington: Mista Eco-nom-nom
President Nugent: Thug Nuggets aka Stealthy-booty