“This looks cleaner than I remember it.”
Here’s a fun game. Have you ever noticed that things you commonly say in Peirce are easily interchangeable with the things you say while having awkward sex? You have now! Take a look at the list below, and see if you can figure out where it was said–in Peirce or in bed? And as side note to my parents: I’m sorry. I heard these things on TV or something.
“No, I’m definitely not putting that in my mouth.”
“Is it supposed to be this hard?”
“I have class right after this so we have to make it quick.”
“Do you think this would be better with ketchup?”
“I feel like I don’t recognize anyone in here.”
“Where should I sit?”
“Well that was disappointing.”
“What about the stuff that gets up around the sides of condoms?”
“No you guys go ahead. I’m not finished yet.”
“This is the worst tea bag I’ve ever had.”
“We’re out of ginger soy!”
“Could you pass me a napkin?”
“I don’t know, I feel like I just need something that will make this a little less dry.”
“Which side?”
Feel free to continue the list below!
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It’s too crowded in here.
Siracha Sauce makes everything good.
I don’t know what it is but it tastes better than it looks.
Wow that was salty.
Is it supposed to have lumps in it?
It’s out of cream
My salad needs to get tossed
This tastes like shit!
Can we have an answer key?
Is your muffin buttered?
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
It’s always tastes so fishy.
Piss poor all around
#disappointment #contrived #toobad #tryagain
Smells sorta funky
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