“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.” — Paul Newman himself.
As some of you may know, today marks Kenyon’s celebration of the 1987 Oscar win of celebrated alum, actor, snack magnate and all-around h@wtie Paul Newman ’49. If you’re a Newman purist who chooses to celebrate this momentous day with some good, clean fun, here’s a link to his biography, available now on Amazon. If you prefer to honor Paul (yes, I call him Paul, we’re tight like that) the Kenyon way by engaging in Newman Day shenanigans, chances are that at 7:00 p.m., you’re already too incoherent to read this. Go lie down.
Alas Kenyon celebrates Newman Day on the wrong day.
Besides, REAL Newman Day (4/24) is in between Shock Your Mom and Sendoff.
Make it a week of winning, Lords/Ladies/Kenyon-Purple-Persons.
Thank you, anonymous, for backing me up here. I will definitely join you on 4/24.
We only have a day for this great man?
Anything else?
Shouldn’t it be 24 in a case? Was he already enebriated when he made that comment, if factual?
I’d like to point out that Paul Newman hated this thing (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3652179.stm) so if you want to be an idiot and bring your beer to Peirce, I suppose that’s your prerogative, but don’t claim to be honoring Paul Newman.
Newman Day honors Paul Newman, whether he likes it or not. Ungrateful old fart.
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Kenyon celebrates Newman Day on the correct day.
yeah. this is actually kenyon’s douchiest tradition. the man’s kid died of substance abuse. Pick a different reason to excuse your alcoholism.
Thank you
You are unquestionably the most repulsive person whose comment I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading. I hope you have many loud, obese children.
nobody gonna mention Peter Falls striking resemblance to hipster Paul Newman?