It (Was) Newman Day

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a can. Coincidence? I think not." -- Paul Newman himself. Drink, people, drink.

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.” — Paul Newman himself.

As some of you may know, today marks Kenyon’s celebration of the 1987 Oscar win of celebrated alum, actor, snack magnate and all-around h@wtie Paul Newman ’49. If you’re a Newman purist who chooses to celebrate this momentous day with some good, clean fun, here’s a link to his biography, available now on Amazon. If you prefer to honor Paul (yes, I call him Paul, we’re tight like that) the Kenyon way by engaging in Newman Day shenanigans, chances are that at 7:00 p.m., you’re already too incoherent to read this. Go lie down.

12 responses

  1. Alas Kenyon celebrates Newman Day on the wrong day.
    Besides, REAL Newman Day (4/24) is in between Shock Your Mom and Sendoff.
    Make it a week of winning, Lords/Ladies/Kenyon-Purple-Persons.

  2. Pingback: Easter Egg Hunt: Beer Can Edition | The Thrill

  3. yeah. this is actually kenyon’s douchiest tradition. the man’s kid died of substance abuse. Pick a different reason to excuse your alcoholism.

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