Someone make this for me. Now.
There seems to be a plethora of food-related activities taking place at Kenyon. Unfortunately, there does not seem to be a Peirce food fight planned.
ICE CREAM SOCIAL: YOU’RE INVITED Free Ice Cream!? Is this real life!? I have to RSVP? I can’t make any promises; I may still be asleep at 6:00 pm on Sunday.
Grillin’ And Chillin’ Is this about grilled cheese or grillz? This is a very important distinction. I want to bring back grillz, people. I would look so fly.
NEW NITE BITES HOURS! Apparently Nite Bites opens at 9:30 now, so you can order a delicious sandwich while you watch the appetite-enducing goodness of Criminal Minds.
BROTANKS You need to show off when you get totally swole doing those barbell curls. No way better to display your gorgeous biceps than with a tight black tank.
DEADLINE APRIL 9TH Oh God! I’m totally stressed now. I’m in no mood to submit poetry to anything, so I’ll just wait until tomorrow to do it. Or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that… I have no sense of urgency.
The Kenyon Thrill 
we need to stop letting professors dominate the allstu fights. we can’t let them beat us at our own game, god damn it
No mention of Charles Murray, an actual controversy on campus. Why does this blog exist? Why do you waste your lives here? Are you all just dreaming of going on to work for Gawker?
allemp is where it’s at
Kenyon students are too young to understand how absurd it is that Charles Murray is coming to campus. His non-peer reviewed book, The Bell Curve, came out when we were all infants or toddlers. It wasn’t a great book then and it certainly can’t have aged well.
It’s nice that someone with a different opinion than the norm will be coming to campus.
An opinion that relates race to i.q. – I’ve heard people do the same, social darwinists, eugenicists. I too am happy he’s coming to campus, now I can fuck his shit up. With all my friends too!
Yes, because the CSAD is totally all about sticking it to the man.