There seems to be a plethora of food-related activities taking place at Kenyon. Unfortunately, there does not seem to be a Peirce food fight planned.
ICE CREAM SOCIAL: YOU’RE INVITED Free Ice Cream!? Is this real life!? I have to RSVP? I can’t make any promises; I may still be asleep at 6:00 pm on Sunday.
NEW NITE BITES HOURS! Apparently Nite Bites opens at 9:30 now, so you can order a delicious sandwich while you watch the appetite-enducing goodness of Criminal Minds.
BROTANKS You need to show off when you get totally swole doing those barbell curls. No way better to display your gorgeous biceps than with a tight black tank.
DEADLINE APRIL 9TH Oh God! I’m totally stressed now. I’m in no mood to submit poetry to anything, so I’ll just wait until tomorrow to do it. Or the day after that, or the day after that, or the day after that… I have no sense of urgency.