They say that breaking up is hard to do, even when it’s with the esteemed (if rarely-seen) president of a College — although our new, recently-nicknamed president is here to soothe our woes, the Nuge will not go gentle into that good night. Maybe that’s why she’s decided to throw a “Purple Passion” sale next week, to ease us all into  the grieving process by purchasing “a memento of S. Georgia Nugent’s Presidency.” Personally, I’m holding out for the sparkly Josh Radnor suit or the “Paint me like one of your French girls” nude portrait, but who knows what other Nuge-themed goodies will be on offer? Get thee to Peirce Lounge on April 15th and start bidding for your set of Limited-Edition S. Georgia Nugent Commemorative Jubilee Egg Cups.