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All of the past Weekend ProTips have made references to drinking. I won’t say that’s been on purpose, but it may not have been an accident. I mean it is for weekends at Kenyon, what do you expect? Anyways, I’m exhausted from the week, so this  tip will make much less subtle references. This weekend’s ProTop is that rhyme I’m sure we’ve all heard before: “Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.” Should be simple enough. Example, pre-game with your liquor of choice, but once you make it to the party, just stick to beer. And if you don’t follow this, or just drink too much, don’t hesitate to use the Good Samaritan Policy. Be safe kiddos. Happy Friday y’all.