Sriracha Shaming

You’ve just gotten a bowl of delicious, yet somewhat bland, pad thai. You walk into Thomas, trying to balance your dishes, and up to the condiment table. Yet, you are met with nothing but disappointment when you approach to find that some assholes have taken the Sriracha again. But never fear, the Thrill is here! Using our greatest investigative journalistic techniques, we’ve found those who hoard the bottles and will lay them here for public ridicule and hatred.

Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your whole family.

Look at your life. Look at your choices.

Look at your life. Look at your choices.

18 responses

  1. this is so important. aimed at you, lacrosse team and other obnoxious groups in old side that always take the sriracha

  2. why is it such a big deal? are kenyon kids just so awkward that they cannot walk to the table and ask for the bottle?

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