You’ve just gotten a bowl of delicious, yet somewhat bland, pad thai. You walk into Thomas, trying to balance your dishes, and up to the condiment table. Yet, you are met with nothing but disappointment when you approach to find that some assholes have taken the Sriracha again. But never fear, the Thrill is here! Using our greatest investigative journalistic techniques, we’ve found those who hoard the bottles and will lay them here for public ridicule and hatred.
Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your whole family.
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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soooo WHAT
yeah lol.
why do people have to complain about trivial matters.
this is so important. aimed at you, lacrosse team and other obnoxious groups in old side that always take the sriracha
just THE WORST kind of people
TAKING ANY HOT SAUCE BACK TO YOUR TABLE SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY LAW
SRIRACHA STEALERS ARE EVIL PEOPLE
I SEE YOU BASKETBALL AND SOCCER PLAYERS ON NEW SIDE
THOSE WHO HOARD THE HEAT SHALL BE SHAMED.
SLICE THE SIRACHA IN HALF
why is it such a big deal? are kenyon kids just so awkward that they cannot walk to the table and ask for the bottle?
It’s kind of awkward if you have to search all the tables to find it. Not to mention annoying.
ew the thrill is on some awful big brother bull sh*t
omg trolls chill out please.
I SEE YOU SJW
don’t shame my family. i consider this + some of the comments a form of cyber bullying.
Maybe tie the bottles to the condiment table, like banks do with pens.
wtf is sriracha
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