Graffiti-armed ghost haunts Sam Mather.

Gather round, boys and girls, for a terrible tale of disrespect and vandalism. That’s right. There is a graffiti-grafting ghost up in our beloved Samuel Mather Hall. We went exploring, and these are just some of the heinous crimes we found.

This special report is brought to you by your faithful and courageous guides, Jack Quigley ’16 and Anna Coppelman ’16. As always, we take suggestions for myths to bust, so give us some.

We made the treacherous hike up at least four flights of stairs, braving ghosts, gargoyles and (social) science-y kids. Sherlock and Watson discovered the following.

Illuminati? Is that you?

Squares contained in a divided circle within a circle? Ominous.

This ghost clearly pays attention in Intro to Biology.

“Keep your chin up. Don’t take your troubles to bed with you – hang them on a chair with your trousers or drop them in a glass of water with your teeth.”

Whut?

You’re never alone.

Uh. Without ever hearing, it dreams only in sound?

ILLUMINATI!

Our sentiments exactly.

Art.

Gargoyle companions.

Conclusion: Watch out.