If You’re Reading This, Maybe The Internet Is Back On?

If You're Reading This, Maybe The Internet  Is Back On?

Maybe not, though, because as this mass text from the College helpfully indicates, there is “no ETA for repair.” OK, cool.

A challenge to our commenters — we dare you to start a vicious comment war on this post during a campus-wide Internet outage. We know it’s a tall order, but we believe in you 100%.

21 responses

  1. hey kate we’re in crozier snackin some free internet from elsewhere. we have double chocolate muffins. you should come.

      • “It was raining in the quadrangle, and the quadrangular sky looked
        like a grimace of a robot or a god made in our own likeness. The
        oblique drops of rain slid down the blades of grass in the park, but
        it would have made no difference if they had slid up. Then the oblique
        (drops) turned round (drops), swallowed up by the earth underpinning
        the grass, and the grass and the earth seemed to talk, no, not talk,
        argue, their comprehensible words like crystallized spiderwebs or the
        briefest crystallized vomitings, a barely audible rustling, as if
        instead of drinking tea that afternoon, Norton had drunk a steaming
        cup of peyote.”

    • If “muffins” is code for MISANDRY and “double chocolate” is code for MISANDRY, then YEAH, you have “double chocolate muffins”, MO’SACK

  2. The only people commenting on this are emma and kate. I am emma and kate. Emma and kate. Emma and kate. Emma and kate. Emma and kate. Emma and kate. Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate Emma and kate

    • why don’t you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut? Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the moooooooooooooon?

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