Finals Week: Nobody Has Time For Sex

Tonight’s Thrill sex column comes to us courtesy of Maureen Hoff ’15. Remember to send all of your sexual questions, hopes, and dreams to or in the comments below, and we will work our hardest to get them answered for you!

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What is the smoothest way to let your partner know that you are into anal toys, specifically anal ring toss games?

I think that the best part about this question is that you say smoothest. Like you want to make this a sexy excursion. I can help you with that. Start it off like this: Tell your partner you think that ring toss is extremely fun for everyone. Ask them if they want to experiment with body parts to make it even more fun! Toss a ring onto their ear. Maybe give their nose a little loving. Have they ever had a ring tossed onto their tongue? Try it and giggle together because things are fun! Then leave the room and run back in, naked, holding the anal ring toss instruments. Then just do some body rolls. They’ll get it and things will get spicy from there.

Is it sexy if you’re pregnant but you haven’t told the person you are seeing?

I don’t know if sexy is the right word, but it sure is something! You should maybe tell them. I don’t want to tell you what to do, but you should do that. You should tell them. You know what’s sexy? The truth. 

Me and my boyfriend are considering living in a notably liberal city on the west coast for the summer. However, we’re both really tall and are nervous about living in a city unfamiliar to both of us. What if the door frames are too short? What if I love my boyfriend too much?

This isn’t a sex question but I’m really glad it was submitted.

  1. In regards to the door frames, stop eating organic veggies from Whole Foods. Maybe it will help.
  2. Love him with all of your heart. Never let goNo matter how tall he gets.

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