The Bookstore is carrying special pens for lady hands for only $3.88, and some little Kenyonite wrote a rave review right on the shelf to help you locate them while browsing the wide pen selection.
“finally! a pen that fits in my woman-claw! <3 <3 <3”
The Kenyon Thrill 
http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Retractable-Medium-Point-FHAP21-Black/product-reviews/B005PFESMG/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
The bookstore has been selling these for years. Hardly news.
What about BIC for Him?! I founded an all-male college, and now it has become a female hegemony! At least we’re rid of that woman president.