NO ONE WANTS YOUR MIDDLE PATH IN THE FALL INSTAGRAM, K?

Even on the off-chance you haven’t been here or here, you’ve probably noticed that Kenyon is rather photogenic. You’ve probably also noticed that everyone with an iPhone is a photographer–add  an Instagram filter, selective focus and an ironic border — voila — Art!  As the green leaves of summer burst into red and orange and yellow, it may be especially tempting to clog your follower’s feeds with foliage. Here some suggestions for equally seasonal and collegiate, but less leafy, snapshots.

1. Books

New year, new goals: hit the stacks. Hard. Judge books by their covers. View an otherwise unpleasant experience through a new filter (get it? filter!).

2. Bed

#comfy #sweetdreams #twinxlforone

After navigating the long, arduous trek northwards, nothing is more satisfying than exhibiting an artsy pic of my comfy comfy bed.

3. Nature

Feeling adventurous? Take a nature walk. This, come the end of September, will undoubtably contain some foliage. But, fear not! There are more, better, cliches to pick. Like bridges. And paths.  Just remember: if there isn’t an instagram, it didn’t happen.

4. Food

The Deli is half-way between my bed and Peirce. Convenient? Yes. Delicious? Yes. Promoting bad, bad habits? Undoubtably. But if you take a picture, the calories don’t count! Amiright?

5. Windows

DISCLAIMER: this is from my more distracted days as an ickle first-year

After a desperate attempt at studying, gaze through the glass panes of Ascension’s huge windows. Note the rolling hills,  the low-floating clouds, the patchwork quilt of farmland fading back into the horizon. And take a picture.