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To all our of-age readers…

We’re finally back. After a summer of laziness (or intense internships, if that’s what you’re in to), the Kenyon community has reconvened in Gambier, and classes are in full swing. Accordingly, Weekend Drink is back. This weekend’s drink, The Syllabus Week Spesh, is one that most find too adventurous for all times except for these first few weeks back (and though syllabus week is technically over, that just-back-on-campus feeling still lingers).

• Mountain Dew
• Whiskey
• ½ Can of sugar-free Nos
• 1.5 oz Triple Sec
• 1 Tbsp. Cherry Grenadine

For the classier version, shake it up and put it in a glass. But if you want the full effect, sit in a chair, tilt your head back, and have a friend pour all the ingredients directly into your mouth.