This week we’re throwing way back and casting the Philosophy department for every 90s kid’s childhood favorite: “Hey Arnold!”. Please excuse our 90s prose.

1.  Professor Richeimer as Grandpa Phil. Acting as Arnold’s personal advice guru, back in the day we may have referred to him as mad dank, yo. According to Wikipedia he also had a bench max of 210 pounds. Gramps got swole.

2. Professor Lottenbach as Gerald. Supa chill and popular with the ladies, Gerald like Lottenbach had a slammin’ hair-do.

3.  Professor Waller as Phoebe. Let’s just say Phoebe wasn’t tardy to the intellectu-party.

4. Professor DePascuale as Arnold. The original hipster who was deeply misunderstood because his plaid shirt was thought to be a kilt.

5. Professor Bradner as Helga. Was Helga a little bit off? Damn skippy! But her soul was as tortured as her uni-brow was long.

Guest Star: Professor Xiao as Stoop Kid.