I’m back Kenyon and I’ve been storing up a good load of gossip from these four Reading Days (or should I say daze, Olin was positively empty).
Spotted everywhere, Safety officers. Boy oh boy, it seems like students just can’t keep their parties under control this year! I get that it was your birthday, but whoever tried to recreate this in their NCA has to remember that we are on a college campus, not a Carnival Cruise. And rugby players, I get that you have to go H.A.M. on the field, but the refs here care when you break things. ‘Course, I’d rather be busted by Safety than die of boredom in the Bullseye. The DKEs were not on their game this weekend: closed down by 1:30 on a Saturday night? I expect better. What are all of us to do?
Calling all Seniors: I heard tell of a steaming game of “spin the bottle” in the basement of Aclands. Reliving the glory days of middle school, perhaps? Was truth or dare was involved too? I mean I don’t know how else to explain the presence of two tall senior boys caught on the roof.
Whether you were sailing, or spinning, or (gasp) studying this weekend, I hope you got your kicks in ‘cause parents weekend is coming up and you can’t afford forget that your parents were young once too, they know what a hangover looks like!
Glad you’re back on the Hill y’all, and please, ignore my advice about Parent’s Weekend. You’d hate to deprive me of good content, right?
You know you love me,