After all the hairspray you used for the inaugural ball last night, we know your hair is looking for a real thirst-quencher.
- Start by mixing two tablespoons of vodka with 1/4 cup of mayonnaise.
- Create the perfect shower playlist.
- Hop in the shower, and lather on some of your regular shampoo first.
- Then grab the mixture and massage it into your head.
- Let it sit for a couple minutes while you wash your face.
- Rinse out the mixture and hop on out of the shower, because you are ready to brush – or you can just run your fingers lightly through your hair. It will feel pretty magical. Don’t fret, that’s the vodka.
- If your hair has a slightly acidic after-scent, just spray some perfume or something in there. It’ll be fine. Mine was.
what a waste of vodka
“it’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened”
step 1: buy some conditioner from the store
step 2: drink the goddamn vodka
I can’t be the only person who got as far as making a vodka-mayonnaise emulsion and just decided to drink it, right?
It’s not bad, by the way. A little heavy. A twist of lime would perk it right up.