(David Hoyt for The Thrill)
A tree has fallen and crushed the metal staircase railing on the path from Peirce to the Morgan Apartments. Take weather alerts seriously, everyone! (Campus Safety and Maintenance have been informed of the tree.)
Tree Down on Path to Morgans
The Kenyon Thrill 
Is this an appropriate excuse for not going to class tomorrow?
YES.
NO.
MILKS SHOULDN’T HAVE STAIRS TO BEGIN WITH YOU FUCKING WEENIES
Are we expected to fly to class on broomsticks then? Or rock climb up the hill?
I DON’T KNOW USE YOUR GODDAMN LIBERAL ARTS EDUCATION, HARRY POTTER.
Hahaha. I will most certainly use my modern languages degree climb up that hill. Acepto el reto!
IF YOU HAVE YOUR DEGREE WHY ARE YOU STILL AT KENYON? THAT SHIT WHERE ALUMNI STICK AROUND IS WACK.
Hahaha nah. I should have said major!!!
Nah. I should’ve said major. But I agree… Alumni staying around is “wack.”
MARIAAA
Ummmm…. Russell? Alexa? Trevor?
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