The time has come.

It’s the holiday season!

Which means it’s time to start showing people you love them with material things. Because that’s what true love really means.

But in case you don’t really love the person love the person so much you don’t know where to start, here’s a little cheat sheet* that will get your gears turning. 

*And remember: the more money and time and love you put into this gift, the more the recipient will feel guilty and thus feel obligated to get you a quality gift as well. Just saying.

Disclaimer: I am not trying to say receiving “best friends” photo album/handwritten-heartfelt letter is just as good as receiving a teacup pig. The teacup pig is a much better gift. Also, Market Dogs are perfectly fine gifts.