Allstu Revu: Polar Bears

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IT’S FOR CHARITY!

The semester might be coming to a close, but allstus are still going strong. Recently, we’ve been seeing a lot of posts related to animals, specifically those of the polar bear persuasion.

To the dudes who put a polar bear on our roof last night. Aww man, some people have all the luck. Why couldn’t they have put a polar bear on my roof? Caples isn’t that tall.

Want a pet rat? I would, but I’m afraid that it might end up being the guy who ended up betraying my parents and causing their deaths.

“My nipples could cut diamonds” I’m sorry about your condition, sir. That must be very painful. You might want to have that looked at. Though, you could also become a very niche market.

Seeking: deer antlers, fake or real. My imaginary deer friend is having a crisis. He thinks he needs antlers to be a real deer. I think you’re beautiful just the way you are, Harold. 

Polar Plunge Postponed. A short reprieve. Let’s wait until it gets colder before throwing ourselves into the river.

The mysterious mr. zhai. Mysterious indeed. You should go pick up your packages, Mr. Zhai. If that is your real name.

WHO DID IT. WHO DID IT? WHO DID THE THING? WHO IS THE CULPRIT OF THE SITUATION WITH THE STUFF?

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