Brr, it is cold outside. You know what we should do? Walk in that cold. Together. Here’s how it’ll work.

Take the Shuttle down to the BFEC at 5:40. Stay to the left. There will be a table with stickers. Pick a color and adhere it to your RIGHT breast pocket. According to the color of your sticker, there will be a lady/fella of the evening waiting with a flag that matches the color of the sticker on your chest. They aren’t there to provide sexual favors, they were just the cheapest labor force available on such short notice. They will lead you to the woods. Remember, again, stay to the LEFT. Your companion will be fiercely holding your hand. If you don’t want them to, ask them kindly to release their grip. If you’re rude, nothing will happen, but you should always be nice to people. I don’t need to tell you that though. I mean, I shouldn’t have to tell you that but people can get a little mean sometimes without even realizing it. Good Luck.

• What: Full Moon Hike, TWO MILES, BRISK, REFRESHING.
• When: Wednesday, January 15th, 6:00pm
• Where: Brown Family Environmental Center
• Concerns?: Call 427-5052 if it is crappy outside and you get the feeling the hike was cancelled but you’re not sure if the hike was cancelled.  SHUTTLE will be provided leaving from the bookstore at 5:40pm.