This drink was created in honor of the hubabaloo surrounding John Green’s visit to campus. Enjoy and stay safe!
- 1 shot of Malibu.
- 1/2 can of Four Loko because you’ve heard of it, and it’s like a really cute can.
- Some pineapple juice to make the whole thing bearable.
- Top it off with a blood pact. Not in the drink. Just while you drink.