via Wikipedia
This drink was created in honor of the hubabaloo surrounding John Green’s visit to campus. Enjoy and stay safe!
- 1 shot of Malibu.
- 1/2 can of Four Loko because you’ve heard of it, and it’s like a really cute can.
- Some pineapple juice to make the whole thing bearable.
- Top it off with a blood pact. Not in the drink. Just while you drink.
The Kenyon Thrill 
“Hubabaloo” is not a word.
It doesn’t have to be, you insufferable dipwad.
Maybe they meant hullabaloo, which is a word.
Jen or Tammy make this at the Alcove in town.
My adopted son and I were just talking about this.