Weekend Drink: The Angsty Tween

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This drink was created in honor of the hubabaloo surrounding John Green’s visit to campus. Enjoy and stay safe!

  • 1 shot of Malibu.
  • 1/2 can of Four Loko because you’ve heard of it, and it’s like a really cute can.
  • Some pineapple juice to make the whole thing bearable.
  • Top it off with a blood pact. Not in the drink. Just while you drink.

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