10 o’clock list: Kenyon-Relevant Stock Photos

Sometimes you look at stock photos and you just wonder why there are so many of fruits inside of other fruits. But sometimes you look at stock photos and see the heart-wrenching realness of them, the minute detail that perfectly represents your life and emotions. Here are some of those stock photos.

  1. “Middle-Aged Man On A Horse On A Summer Day At The Beach.” I imagine that this is a very accurate representation of Philander Chase riding up to the Kokosing for the first time.
    "This'll do."

    “This’ll do.”

  2. “Hand and Space.” The model of a clock being on your hand is what Graham Gund must assume we all have, since he won’t let the school have nice clocks nowadays.
    Kenyon students have evolved towards a higher state of being.

    Kenyon students have evolved towards a higher state of being.

  3. “Student — Young woman in library with laptop and headphones learning, a male student standing in the background reads a book.” Alternatively titled: Frustrated junior puts on headphones to try to drown out first-years who still haven’t figured out that Third Floor Olin should remain silent while smiling at the thought of their inevitable deaths.
    We all deserve to die.

    She’s actually watching BDSM porn.

  4. “Young man with short blond hair lying on the floor and is surrounded by many empty beer and liquor bottles, upper perspective.” Otherwise known as 90% of campus this month.
    Bottles as empty as the promises you made your mom that you'd find a summer internship this month.

    Bottles as empty as the promises you made your mom that you’d find a summer internship this month.

  5. “Portrait of woman model with professional make-up.” Because sometimes the pasta at Fusion is so good that you literally become pasta.
  6. Mamma mia!

    Mamma mia!

2 responses

  1. A palm. Tree? Starry-eyed children form herds on the street, forcing passerby to cross to the other side. Like the poultry from the joke. The spagett-heads will patrol later, and remove them. The cherry tomatoes in their mouth-es. More in their holsters. Hide in your homes. Avoid your windows. Peace will come, some day.

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