It’s time to get those final internship applications and get employed, Kenyon. Why don’t you spend some time in the CDO (or finishing that final cover letter in bed)?
- “If you’re gonna get a job, you’ve gotta put more effort in.”
- “Try not to be such a blowhard.”
- “Should I pose this a different way?”
- “I wonder if this can be considered gainful employment.”
- “You need to make this shorter.”
- “Finish off with a bang.”
- “Can we do it over the phone?”
- “Fudge it a little. They won’t notice.”
- “The deadline came and went.”
- “Don’t be afraid to make connections and use them.”
- “I think an alumnus was in that.”
- “Worst comes to worst, just use your professor.”
- “Maybe you should consider going another direction. Have you thought of heading south?”