The Power is Back On. Also, Human Limbs Might Be Raining From The Sky. NBD.


Yes, yes, the power’s back on. Amidst all the celebration, though, we can’t help focusing on a minor detail of the power-outage email the College sent out earlier today — they cited the outage as “the result of limbs falling on power lines along Wiggin Street.”

In absence of a qualifier, we’re going to have to assume that the “limbs” in question are human. That’s right: The Thrill is ready to report, as of press time, that the Mount Vernon area is besieged by a zombie thunderstorm. Take cover.

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