The Power is Back On. Also, Human Limbs Might Be Raining From The Sky. NBD.

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Yes, yes, the power’s back on. Amidst all the celebration, though, we can’t help focusing on a minor detail of the power-outage email the College sent out earlier today — they cited the outage as “the result of limbs falling on power lines along Wiggin Street.”

In absence of a qualifier, we’re going to have to assume that the “limbs” in question are human. That’s right: The Thrill is ready to report, as of press time, that the Mount Vernon area is besieged by a zombie thunderstorm. Take cover.

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