Yes, yes, the power’s back on. Amidst all the celebration, though, we can’t help focusing on a minor detail of the power-outage email the College sent out earlier today — they cited the outage as “the result of limbs falling on power lines along Wiggin Street.”
In absence of a qualifier, we’re going to have to assume that the “limbs” in question are human. That’s right: The Thrill is ready to report, as of press time, that the Mount Vernon area is besieged by a zombie thunderstorm. Take cover.