Yes, it’s finally here — the Fall 2k14 Course Catalog is live. Commence scrolling through your major’s departmental offerings and drafting terrified “Can you please guarantee me a spot in this class?” emails. If you’re a graduating senior, commence fear-barfing about how for the very first time, this news no longer applies to you. Or pour yourself another “Fuck this, we’re almost done” drink. Whatever you’re into, mang.
TOO REAL. I CAN’T HANDLE THAT I WILL NEVER PICK A KENYON CLASS AGAIN. REAL WORLD GO AWAY.