He’s a little late for Shock Your Mom.
The above statue located on the patio of Lower Peirce has been defaced (de-nippled?). Apparently, someone took offense to the display of naked areolae and covered them up with makeshift pasties. Perhaps it’s a commentary on our recent article about the lack of nudity at Kenyon?
The Kenyon Thrill 
OKAY those are just the googly eyes that were on him before. Step up the reporting game, yo!