He’s a little late for Shock Your Mom.
The above statue located on the patio of Lower Peirce has been defaced (de-nippled?). Apparently, someone took offense to the display of naked areolae and covered them up with makeshift pasties. Perhaps it’s a commentary on our recent article about the lack of nudity at Kenyon?
OKAY those are just the googly eyes that were on him before. Step up the reporting game, yo!