OK, yes, this drink will be better if you make it at home with real Thanksgiving turkey. This drink will definitely make you more pumped than you already were to go home–or wherever you’re going, hooligans.
- Obviously, you need to start with some Wild Turkey Bourbon. Just use as much as you need to forget that you are actually making this drink.
- Add a touch of ginger beer.
- Add some tears from your Turkey Drop, or your pre-Turkey drop fear tears.
- Top with a Turkey leg, glazed in something shimmery. If you lack a Turkey leg, there is always sliced turkey at the sandwich bar in Peirce.
- Fill with grapefruit juice.